Hina Rabbani Khar.

Hina Rabbani Khar.
Will go very Far.
She knows when to flash pearls and when to act petulant .
And how to skip Stilettoed through Foreign Policy non-Statements.
Juxtaposed against the doddering and the Dour.

Antilia -I

If it wasn't crass it would be funny

How the moneyed flaunt their money.

When to say enough

I guess is very tough

When your second name is Ambani.

Tentacle Oracle.

Nonexistent brain,triplicate heart
What is it that makes Paul so smart?
He is the uncrowned World-cup King
Football prophet rather than of Cricketing
Wise choice lest the bookies kidnap him for his Art.

what's in a kiss?

                                                        




  There was  a young lady on the make,
  ready to do whatever it takes,
  to climb to the top of the celebrity ladder.
   Kissing, for me is an occupational hazard,
There is no difference between men,lizards and snakes!

Behenjee!

                                                                       
A lady,brash and rustic from UP

Brazenly bedecked herself with garlands of ruppees.

Building statues of self,and  flaunting power and pelf
is my style,and it works! -tell that god$*@#%d  preppie 
He may be the Yuvraaj,but I am the Queen of UP!

GaGa Saga!

                                                                       
The curiously christened lady Ga-Ga
Attired herself like some warlord Naga
She painted herself in dreadful hues and moved around in underclothes few,
Looking like some surreal quagga*
The atrocious,misguided lady Ga-Ga.

Quagga*(n)-A recently extinct member of the horse family.

Tharoor suroor!

                                                                             

The Lady from Dubai

There was a not-so-young lady from Dubai 
Who wanted to fly really High
So she got herself a ministerial Boyfriend
And stomped her feet for a piece of IPL pie
He lost the chair,she the pie-ah!the lady from Dubai.
 

                                                              
Ex- Minister's Woe

A suave minister(ex), nicely tressed
These days is looking distressed
Why,instead of following my tweets
Everybody is IPL and sweat-equity obsessed
Me and my Girl-we are Hexed!