Some like the plane
Some like the Train
Airport dashers can never understand
Why some old fashioned folks travel by land .
Why would anyone commit the Crime
Of not lopping off Travel Time.
Much harassed as I am
By the late trains and the latest planes :
I have decided that I would like to remain
with the relatively less Insane.
Time saved on planes is a great attraction
unless it becomes a laughable Abstraction.
The sad and Cruel truth is this :
The Promise of the Aeroplane is about as fast and fickle as a First Kiss.
You think it will be smooth ,silky and smouldering
But it lingers on the Edge of Take -off for an eternity and leaves you weary ,teary and glowering.
The plane like a Jerk -does not really need you or want you :but dallies - with all the postponements :
Keeping you imprisoned in Departures -you sinner - to ensure that you do not scrimp on the Atonement.
And if you ever do Arrive on time-
Why - your luggage is sure to lag behind
You Ass : so you needed Fairy Tales
All you get is permanently lit , noisy and painted Lounge as your dreary Jail .
Had you gone for the slow but steady Train
Talking sleeping, eating, meeting : you and your belongings would be in one piece -sans complain.
Of course like all Fairy Tales - once in a while - the Aeroplane one - comes true
on which pretext Airlines continue to test the travellers' patience,docility,meekness and such-like virtues.