Money anyhow ,cricket , T.V, exotic wines
Pricey cars , cells and bikes- to make me feel Masculine.
Big Boobs.
Womyn with voices soft and polite
Mute would be nice .
Big Boobs.
Womyn who dress like a million Dollars
Womyn who love cleaning dirty socks and collars.
Big Boobs.
Womyn whose cooking would make my Mom's heart swell
Obedient,respectful,dutiful- Bombshells.
Obedient,respectful,dutiful- Bombshells.
Big Boobs.
Religious decorous , glamorous ,sexy ;
Educated , open minded , modern but only on backseat .
Big Boobs.
Religious decorous , glamorous ,sexy ;
Educated , open minded , modern but only on backseat .
Big Boobs.
Who know when to look the other way.
Who let me feel like a Man and hold sway.
Big Boobs.
Womyn who earn their keep and have rich dads
owning Metro Property and a beach-pad.
owning Metro Property and a beach-pad.
Big Boobs.
Unwicked Womyn who represent the noble culture of India -
And who always take permission to visit the shrink for their Schizophrenia .
Big Boobs.
Unwicked Womyn who represent the noble culture of India -
And who always take permission to visit the shrink for their Schizophrenia .
Big Boobs.
why just "indian"? I would say the ultimate male fantasy by and large...as seen in the movies and read in the books. Men are certainly treacherous...:(
ReplyDeleteAre baap re ........ requesting you to accept invite with family to be our guest and taste my cuisines ..... i think i make my mothers heart swell :D
ReplyDeleteA different aspect of saddi dilli upsetting my girl?
ReplyDeleteExceptions prove the Rule as they say :) but glad that exceptions are there or it would be a dreary state of affairs.
ReplyDeletenaah : this is true all over India.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ! You should write more homour Varshaji !
ReplyDeleteBig boobs.
aha ! the mysterious cartoonist Shiva resurfaces having mysteriously lost ability to distinguish between humour and sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteNot funny : big boo.
Ask any growing -up girls around you : they face a ridiculous amount of tension trying to live up to the brief "live your life " but not too much.
Sarcasm is more funny coz its true. Ball juggling clowns fail to amuse me anymore.
ReplyDeleteI would take the word Indian out , I think this will mostly be true for all MEN ..
ReplyDeletebut then are we MEN this BAD..
and here is question that should be put to men : why indeed are women reduced to such a mass of puerile infantile expectations ?
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